Murphy's golf laws
- Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't
- Whenever you think your aim is right is not
- Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't
- Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch
- Whenever you think you might par you boogie
- Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't
The Golf laws were sent by Teodoro Correa - The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.
Sent by Mohamed - Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
- Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events.
The last two laws were sent by Dave Bradshaw
